So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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