Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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