Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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