69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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