she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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