So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
