Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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