Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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