4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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