anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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