That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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