And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
you are never too drunk for berry picking
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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