Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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