Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize