If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
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Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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