this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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