On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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