How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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