just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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