its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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