those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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