I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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