lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
time to smoke my breakfast
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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