Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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