the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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