we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
You took a bar mat shot.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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