when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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