Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
