went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just found a bag of teeth...
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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