How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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