Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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