My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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