Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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