Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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