Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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