I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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