I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
