Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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