I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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