capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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