If you die in college, do you die in real life?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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