So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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