are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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