I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Shame - the story of my life.
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