yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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