Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
