that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm both gender and math confused
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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