Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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