the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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