bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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