As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....