Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.