if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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