No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm both gender and math confused
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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