Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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